OPERATION Corpse Party

While operatives agree that Operation Corpse Party was a success, the remaining details differ substantively. Here are the details that have been confirmed by multiple operatives:

• The operation was a success.
• Operatives gained access to the facility in which the event known as ????? was being held.
• All operatives lost a trenchcoat. Please get a new one at the earliest convenience.

Additionally, individual operatives have provided the following statements regarding Operation Corpse Party:

• “I have no idea what mission you’re talking about.”
• “I don’t know where I got this mask, but it won’t come off.”
• “Has anyone seen my trenchcoat?”
• “The mission was a complete success. No, I can’t say more.”
• “Coffins are comfier than you would think, I might have to get one for myself.”

ARCHIVED DETAILS

Archivist’s note: Some of the preparatory information seems to be missing. I’ve done my best to piece together the information that we still have available. Sorry for the confusion.

According to our contact Captain Garlic in the Hawai'i Fridays, we were alerted to an upcoming event hosted by those in Mild Low. There wasn’t much going on during the Grand Siesta, so they took it upon themselves to set up a masquerade party.

Given the location and the important individuals present, the Spies see this as the perfect opportunity to DATA MISSING. 12 operatives have been chosen to perform this operation, as the division of 12 evenly into 2, 3, 4, and 6 will aid with the execution of DATA MISSING.

This event will take place at 11:30 am PST on Friday, November 13th. We mustn’t be late for the event. MISSING DATA and MISSING DATA will be the main preparers and grab the necessary items for the mission as listed below:

• Ten (10) coffins
• One (1) jumbo-sized hearse
• Many sets of funeral clothes. Please contact each operative for style preferences and tailoring needs.

Operatives will gain access to the facility by posing as corpses in coffins and being delivered to the mausoleum. Upon accessing the facility, the operatives will make their way to the masquerade and DATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSING.

In the event of DATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSING, operatives should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES BRING ALONG, LET ALONE CONSUME DATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSINGDATA MISSING. It is of the utmost importance that we retain the precise details of this operation so that DATA MISSINGDATA MISSING.

All operative must wear a mask provided by Captain Garlic, which is pictured below. Feel free to customize the mask however you see fit.

If you are currently wearing a mask, please continue to do so for ???? hours.

Do NOT attempt to remove the mask, allow it to remove itself naturally.

We hope to see the chosen operatives there on Friday. Good luck, Spies.