Content questionably submitted by Bureau Under My Present (BUMP)
…Uh? Really? We have a bureau like that?
Look, making acronyms is hard okay? You try thinking of a better one.
Fine, fine. What’s this page for anyways? I don’t think I get what the title means.
I have… absolutely no idea. I think someone at the “Bureau” mentioned something about uh… really liking cereal?
Oh for… Whatever, just slap on a link for the Astroturf campaign. It should be interesting enough to serve as a placeholder for… whatever this page is supposed to be for.
Aye aye, blue-eyes.