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Here, you will find all the Debriefings listed reverse-chronologically. If you are entirely new here, the Greatest Hits list has recommendations for some highlights to read. The category page for the Debriefings has more details on each individual post, including author and season/day, ten at a time. And if you use RSS, here’s the RSS feed.
Inform yourself, agent.
January 2023
- 2023-01-29: A SECOND STRIKE
- 2023-01-28: THE SUNBEAMS STEAL EVIL’S SPOT
- 2023-01-27: A MANDATORY AGENCY PARTY
- 2023-01-26: CRASH AND BURN
- 2023-01-25: ROGUE UMPIRE STRIKES OUT
- 2023-01-24: COLOR-CODED HARBINGERS OF DOOM
- 2023-01-23: NEAR THE PIPE, FOUR BY FOUR
- 2023-01-22: THE FORBIDDING BOOK
- 2023-01-15: DEAD CENTER OF THE PLOT
- 2023-01-14: GETTING ONE’S PARADE RAINED ON
- 2023-01-13: WHY IS THERE NO OFFICE EQUIPMENT AT THIS PARTY?
- 2023-01-12: THE BOOK IS OPEN FOR BIDDING
- 2023-01-11: SPIES ON THE HORIZON
- 2023-01-10: IT’S NOT THE SKY THAT’S FALLING
- 2023-01-09: THE RETURN(S)
- 2023-01-07: PLAY MUST STOP DISCONTINUING
December 2022
November 2022
October 2022
February 2022
January 2022
December 2021
November 2021
October 2021
July 2021
- 2021-07-30: THE BIG CRUNCH
- 2021-07-29: AGITATE EDUCATE OPERATE #5 IS OVER!
- 2021-07-29: EUCATASTROPHE
- 2021-07-28: THE REDACTION CORNER
- 2021-07-27: DON’T GIVE UP
- 2021-07-26: WE WILL NOT PRETEND
- 2021-07-26: FROM THE ROOTS
- 2021-07-25: HEATING UP
- 2021-07-25: A FAILED SUN
- 2021-07-24: THE ELEVENTH HOUR
- 2021-07-23: A MOMENT OF RESPITE
- 2021-07-22: MATH MINUS
- 2021-07-21: WE WIN SOME, WE LOSE SOME
- 2021-07-20: FIRE WALK WITH ME
- 2021-07-19: WORSE THAN THE DALE BY KIND OF A LOT
- 2021-07-18: BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE
- 2021-07-04: NOTHING HAPPENED
- 2021-07-03: A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE – ALSO, THE BREATH MINTS.
- 2021-07-02: A JUMP TO THE LEFT AND A STEP TO THE RIGHT
- 2021-07-01: IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
June 2021
- 2021-06-30: INHALE SMOKE, EXHALE VAPOR
- 2021-06-29: NEW AND OLD FACES
- 2021-06-28: DAUGHTER AND SUNS
- 2021-06-27: WE FINALLY INFUSED DONIA
- 2021-06-26: WE SHOOT, WE DON’T SCORE
- 2021-06-25: ACCIDENTAL POSTSEASON RUN
- 2021-06-24: OPEN THE VAULT
- 2021-06-24: NAMESPACE COLLISION
- 2021-06-23: MOSTLY HARMLESS
- 2021-06-22: IN STABILITY
- 2021-06-21: REPEAT FEEDBACK
- 2021-06-20: ZERO PERCENT
- 2021-06-19: SISYPHUS
- 2021-06-18: ON TOP OF THE WORLD
- 2021-06-17: WAIT, WE’RE WINNING?
- 2021-06-16: FOUR-ENSIC EXAMINER
- 2021-06-15: STUFFED
- 2021-06-14: BAKED ALASKA
- 2021-06-13: DOUBLE VISION
May 2021
- 2021-05-23: A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE
- 2021-05-22: THE HAUNTED CAVE CLAUSE
- 2021-05-21: WHICH DIRECTION IS WINNING?
- 2021-05-19: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER UNWIN
- 2021-05-18: UPSIDE-DOWN
- 2021-05-17: A RAP FROM JASPER BLATHER
- 2021-05-16: SPIES… UNWIN?
- 2021-05-15: WHY IS BNN?
- 2021-05-14: OKAY, I GUESS THE GODS JUST HATE US THEN
- 2021-05-14: THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR
- 2021-05-13: THE COIN MAKES A MAFIA BOSS THREAT
- 2021-05-12: GIFT AS GOOD AS YOU GET
- 2021-05-11: THE READER’S ALLEGIANCES
- 2021-05-10: THE PLAN PROVIDES
- 2021-05-09: LOOSE ENDS
April 2021
- 2021-04-26: LOOKING FORWARD
- 2021-04-25: A NEW CHAMPION
- 2021-04-24: NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION
- 2021-04-23: THE FAX MACHINE ACTUALLY WORKED OUT OKAY
- 2021-04-22: WITNESSING
- 2021-04-21: ITEMS ITEMS ITEMS
- 2021-04-20: WE ARE ALL FROM DINGER CITY
- 2021-04-19: WE ARE OFFICIALLY SPYCHIC
- 2021-04-18: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE OTHER TEXAS TEAM
- 2021-04-17: A REFERENCE
- 2021-04-16: THE SALMON CANNONS
- 2021-04-14: JUST ANOTHER WEDNESDAY
- 2021-04-14: MIDDLING
- 2021-04-13: STATISTICS WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN
- 2021-04-12: SPIES WIN (EVERYTHING WE WANTED)
- 2021-04-11: A SINKING FEELING
- 2021-04-10: AVILA TEACHES THE SPIES TO PARTY
- 2021-04-09: JOMGY DOES A DATA CRIME
- 2021-04-08: WE KNEW THAT ALREADY
- 2021-04-06: REDACTED
- 2021-04-06: AN EXPERIMENTAL DISPROOF
March 2021
- 2021-03-21: SHADOWS INSIDE OF SHADOWS
- 2021-03-19: EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH
- 2021-03-18: WYATTS MASON, AND ALSO BALLPARK NEWS
- 2021-03-17: IN MEMORY OF SON SCOTCH
- 2021-03-16: THE CASE OF THE MISSING LETTERS
- 2021-03-15: HEY, DON’T START BAKING THE CAKES YET
- 2021-03-15: SUNDAY, SUNDAES
- 2021-03-14: ALMOST
- 2021-03-13: THE RING IN REACH
- 2021-03-12: YET WE GO ON
- 2021-03-11: THE 18-INNING ECLIPSE GAME
- 2021-03-10: NO BALLPARK
- 2021-03-09: AN AUSPICIOUS NUMBER
- 2021-03-08: I’M SURE THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN
- 2021-03-07: AND AN ANTI-VOTING GUIDE
- 2021-03-06: SUN 2 SETS ON ANOTHER SEASON
- 2021-03-04: CHAOS AND CONSTRUCTION
- 2021-03-03: DENZEL SHELLED
- 2021-03-02: A NEW RECORD
- 2021-03-02: THERE’S TOO MUCH NEW STUFF
February 2021
November 2020
October 2020
- 2020-10-26: THE BIG SLEEP
- 2020-10-24: SPIES REST
- 2020-10-23: NOTHING REMAINS OF THE PARTY PLANNING COMMITTEE BUT DUST AND DREAMS
- 2020-10-22: IT IS A BURDEN
- 2020-10-21: TOO GOOD FOR OUR OWN GOOD
- 2020-10-20: NOT BY MUCH
- 2020-10-19: IN WHICH WE WON NOTHING BUT STILL SUCCEEDED
- 2020-10-18: A Message From Your Morale Officer
- 2020-10-18: THE ILB FIGHTS AND KILLS GOD (NOT CLICKBAIT)
- 2020-10-17: WE ARE ALL HATE TILLMAN HENDERSON
- 2020-10-16: PLEASE STOP DRINKING OUR BLOOD
- 2020-10-15: PARTY TIME WILL HELP WITH THE BLOOD LOSS
- 2020-10-14: WEDNESDAY STRIKES AGAIN
- 2020-10-13: REST IN VIOLENCE, AGENT BENITEZ
- 2020-10-12: REESE CLARK HAS NO MOUTH BUT MUST EAT FIRE
- 2020-10-11: GO SPIES, I GUESS
- 2020-10-10: TIME TRAVEL IS HARD
- 2020-10-09: DENZEL SCOTT ABSOLUTELY SHREDS THE FRENCH HORN
- 2020-10-08: THE DEBRIEF WRITER BROKE THE TEAM
- 2020-10-07: WHAT THE HELL IS A CHARIZARD
- 2020-10-06: WE POPPIN THE BIGGEST BOTTLES
September 2020
- 2020-09-26: *WATCHES THE SECRET ONCE*
- 2020-09-25: FITZGERALD BLACKBURN USES A CRAZY STRAW
- 2020-09-24: THE SPIES ARE GOOD, ACTUALLY
- 2020-09-23: WE ARE VERY NORMAL
- 2020-09-22: GET ASTRO’S TURF
- 2020-09-21: GOODBYE MCBLASE
- 2020-09-19: PARTY IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
- 2020-09-18: NECROMANCY MAY BE A “BAD” IDEA
- 2020-09-17: LETTUCE REJOICE
- 2020-09-16: DEBT COLLECTION
- 2020-09-15: WE ARE INCAPABLE OF WORRY
- 2020-09-14: WE ARE NOT CRYING
- 2020-09-12: THE FABLED THIRD STRIKE
- 2020-09-11: BLAZED TOO HARD
- 2020-09-10: GAMES IS OUR SOLIS
- 2020-09-09: WE’RE GETTING COMFY