Season 2 Sunday: The Bard Umpire is elected crew chief, the Spies receive a second Strike, and our plans for the future.
Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.
THE SUNBEAMS STEAL EVIL’S SPOT
Season 2 Saturday: The Sunbeams win the Internet Series, partly because of “INTERNAL ERROR”. Some comments on voting.
A MANDATORY AGENCY PARTY
Season 2 Friday: We make it to party time third. An update on Quests. Polls continue to show overwhelming support for Strike collection.
CRASH AND BURN
Season 2 Thursday: Time is going wrong, the umpires are out in force, Mimosa Arslan is dead, and we aren’t even speedrunning partytime.
ROGUE UMPIRE STRIKES OUT
Season 2 Wednesday: RIV Rosa, Sevgi’s Sworn In, Strike Schemes.
COLOR-CODED HARBINGERS OF DOOM
Season 2 Tuesday: There’s four umps, because who needs stability anyway? A supermajority want to Strike; we have a plan.
NEAR THE PIPE, FOUR BY FOUR
Season 2 Monday: Four color-coded umpires; four matching colored solar eclipses. On receiving Strikes. An internal poll.
THE FORBIDDING BOOK
Season 1 Offseason: An analysis on the recently opened NEW Forbidden Book, a “New Forbidden Book Report” if you will.
DEAD CENTER OF THE PLOT
Season 1 Sunday: The Book opens. Umpires make a statement. Four star players are hit by the plot. We win Strike 0… and receive Strike 1.
GETTING ONE’S PARADE RAINED ON
Season 25 Saturday: Shoe Thieves triumph over Wings. More site stuff. Golden records. On opening the Book.