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CONCATENATION BUG

filed by Agent O So the Spies got knocked out during semifinals by the Moist Talkers, leaving the way clear for the Garages to take it all. Meanwhile, the game’s programming has gone terribly wrong. Stability absolutely no weather events happened to our team. At all. I mean, there were a good number of weather […]
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filed by Agent O Welcome to the second season of the first Short Circuit, fellow Agents! And because Blaseball is a flat circle , this is also the last season of this Short Circuit! After this week there will be a period of rest for the holidays, and then we’ll just have to see what […]
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COMBINATORICS AND CRABS

filed by Agent O This season, we were top of Liquid Good, triumphed over the Magic , and got knocked out in semifinals by… the Crabs. Who then proceeded to pull it out over the Firefighters. So congratulations to the Crabs on their first (?) championship?? As Cat Manning pointed out, the Crabs started at […]
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PHANTOM SIGNAL

filed by Agent O Hello, Much has changed since the last time Blaseball was live. I won’t talk much about the actual games – we’ve got two weeks with this pocket universe, I don’t even know who most of these players are, and any championships won’t stick – but the website is very different, and […]
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SHORT CIRCUITS

filed by Agent O Exciting news, Agents! Blaseball will be semi-returning on November 1 as Short Circuits, a set of two-week “pocket universes” experimenting with mechanics. This post from The Game Band explains more. At this point I think we all know better than to declare this whole shebang noncanon, So, strap in: we’re going […]
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THE BIG CRUNCH

filed by Agent O It’s the end of the Expansion era. Blaseball has been swallowed by the supermassive black hole. And here we are, still, somehow. We won games, I guess. We also lost games. Since there’s no postseason and no championships , our position in the standings means absolutely nothing. Time to Panic? Parker […]
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AGITATE EDUCATE OPERATE #5 IS OVER!

Hey all! We’ve just finished running the Bureau of Unity union organising training, and we want to thank the Blaseball community for the MOST signups we’ve ever had! We’re going to be running more trainings (and hopefully shorter ones) in future, so keep an eye out. thanks everyone for signing up, sharing and attending our […]
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EUCATASTROPHE

filed by Agent O It worked. It worked. Over the last we have won 11 games and 12. Down As the amount of Jazz that turns into Night weather increases, the incidence of shadow swaps likewise increase. Eduardo Perez has come in to replace Sosa Hayes, or rather, ‑‑‑‑‑‑‑ ‑‑‑‑‑ has come in to replace […]
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THE REDACTION CORNER

filed by Agent OSo. Let me get this straight. We’re simultaneously playing blaseball, piloting a spaceship, destroying laws of the universe, and hoping desperately not to be incinerated by a supernova eclipse. At least we’re no longer half drowned in cosmic immateria.…That’s most of it, anyway.Over the last we have won 14 games and 9.EggLucien […]
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DON’T GIVE UP

filed by Agent OIt’s Tuesday. It’s still Tuesday. Over the last we have won 9 games and 14.An Eternal FridayThe Fridays always consciously tried to have good vibes. And I don’t mean that in the Curated Instagram Life sense; I mean they did their best to live it, really and truly. It is difficult work […]