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WAIT, WE’RE WINNING?

by agent kit and Agent Ponyaudio version filed by agent kit In the past , we have won. The Spies have been winning. We are currently on a game winning streak, and the datamancers at SIBR predict we only need more wins to guarantee an overbracket spot. Just Keep Swimming has been swept Elsewhere once […]
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FOUR-ENSIC EXAMINER

filed by Laudio version It is Wednesday, Agents. In the past , we have won 17 games and 5. That’s not very weird, until you examine prior Wednesdays. Then you know how this season keeps up with its surprises. Tempting Fate, Tempting Treats Both of our Elsewhere Agents have returned, scattered . Unfortunately, neither of […]
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STUFFED

filed by the Morale Officeraudio version The Fax Machine . Over the past , the Spies have 14 games and 11. League-Wide Notes Paula Turnip returned from Elsewhere on Day . Many snackholders rejoiced. Also during Day , the Community Chest opened. In their haste to pick up items, Basilio Mason, Ortez Lopez, Ziwa Mueller, […]
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BAKED ALASKA

filed by Agent πaudio version What a start to the new Threeson! The best word to describe the first few games of Season 20 would be fire- the fire of a newly-forged Sun, the fire of Incinerations long past (don’t worry, not of anybody important). Over the past , we have won 6 games and […]
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DOUBLE VISION

filed by Agent O audio version So, tomorrow is the beginning of Season 20 of Blaseball. Here’s some things I missed, and some things that happened over siesta. Frinary So, those hot fries and cold fries that were at the end of Season 18 actually two snacks that already existed, : Lemonade and Taffy, the […]
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A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE

filed by Agent O audio version (partway through) Things were pretty decent for us this election, other than one glaring hole that I’ll cover in a bit. But unlike with most of these recaps… I’m going to leave the Pre-Election Plot Stuff for last. Decree The Underbracket passed . THE MIRROR DOUBLES DIVIDES ADVANCING LOSSES […]
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THE HAUNTED CAVE CLAUSE

filed by Agent O audio version Our Internet League Blaseball champions for Season 19 are the Lift! Congratulations. Once-Rivals The Garages were once our rivals. But today we send our congratulations and our condolences in equal measure – because they have had a Time, recently. A core member and one of their favorites, Sparks Beans, […]
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WHICH DIRECTION IS WINNING?

filed by Agent O audio version Good , Agents. We have finished the season with 57 antiwins, having unwon 59 games and failed to win 40: we are as far away from playoffs as you can get, having dragged ourselves all the way down to Free Wills territory instead. News Firstly, it has been announced […]
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER UNWIN

filed by Agent Blaze audio version Greetings Agents! The Standings are still bonkers. In the past unit of time, we’ve 15 games and 8. Another Swap for the Books Feedback continues to be our lucky weather. After many games with this weather, the other shoe dropped on Day 41. We were playing our Wild Low […]
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UPSIDE-DOWN

filed by Agent O audio version The standings are completely upside-down… and yet, our own team’s results are just as perfectly balanced as they have ever been. Over the last we have 17 games and 15. Unwinning Unwins are, as expected, buoyant. They are also negative . Runs still count for weight, but we have […]