Circuit 1 Season 2 Monday: Off-the-charts defense, new season champ betting, and some… interesting returning election options.
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COMBINATORICS AND CRABS
Circuit 1 Season 1 Saturday: Dutch betting, the Crabs winning again, and everyone slamming the “more eyes” button.
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PHANTOM SIGNAL
Circuit 1 Season 1 Monday: The Microphone picks up a broadcast from nowhere, and we have a new temporary roster.
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SHORT CIRCUITS
Pre-Gamma: We’ll be playing some two-week interludes with fresh rosters and new experiments in format and mechanics.
This message contains all the official seals, digital signatures, and override codes to verify that it comes from as high up a source as the Agency will ever have. Except for one. The chain of custody, the links that verify that lower-ranking bureaucrats have received the exact thing the higher-ranking bureaucrats gave them, is broken […]
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THE BIG CRUNCH
Season 24 Friday: Coin’s dead. The square black hole consumes the Immaterial Plane, and with it Blaseball comes to an end. Or a beginning.
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WE’RE GOING DESERT… SLOWLY
We’re going to the desert. How or when you spend your votes is up to you; however, I recommend not spending all your votes at once. The going theory is that votes get totted up per hour, so we need to spread votes out over the next 10ish hours. We cannot move any faster by […]
Hey all! We’ve just finished running the Bureau of Unity union organising training, and we want to thank the Blaseball community for the MOST signups we’ve ever had! We’re going to be running more trainings (and hopefully shorter ones) in future, so keep an eye out. thanks everyone for signing up, sharing and attending our […]
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EUCATASTROPHE
Season 24 Thursday: The Desert Bus for Wrath successfully rams the Coin, the Squid quits its job, and teams go Rogue.
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REDACTION CORNER UPDATE
filed by Operator We’ve been in this -damn corner for hours.