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THE BIG CRUNCH

filed by Agent O It’s the end of the Expansion era. Blaseball has been swallowed by the supermassive black hole. And here we are, still, somehow. We won games, I guess. We also lost games. Since there’s no postseason and no championships , our position in the standings means absolutely nothing. Time to Panic? Parker […]
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WE’RE GOING DESERT… SLOWLY

We’re going to the desert. How or when you spend your votes is up to you; however, I recommend not spending all your votes at once. The going theory is that votes get totted up per hour, so we need to spread votes out over the next 10ish hours. We cannot move any faster by […]
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EUCATASTROPHE

filed by Agent O It worked. It worked. Over the last we have won 11 games and 12. Down As the amount of Jazz that turns into Night weather increases, the incidence of shadow swaps likewise increase. Eduardo Perez has come in to replace Sosa Hayes, or rather, ‑‑‑‑‑‑‑ ‑‑‑‑‑ has come in to replace […]
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THE REDACTION CORNER

filed by Agent OSo. Let me get this straight. We’re simultaneously playing blaseball, piloting a spaceship, destroying laws of the universe, and hoping desperately not to be incinerated by a supernova eclipse. At least we’re no longer half drowned in cosmic immateria.…That’s most of it, anyway.Over the last we have won 14 games and 9.EggLucien […]
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DON’T GIVE UP

filed by Agent OIt’s Tuesday. It’s still Tuesday. Over the last we have won 9 games and 14.An Eternal FridayThe Fridays always consciously tried to have good vibes. And I don’t mean that in the Curated Instagram Life sense; I mean they did their best to live it, really and truly. It is difficult work […]
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WE WILL NOT PRETEND

filed by Agent O Things are not fine. To pretend otherwise would be the height of foolishness. Over the last we have won 3 games and 4. This Season Brought To You By The Bureau of Unity Yes, that’s our Bureau of Unity as the headline sponsor of this season. We have a training coming […]
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HEATING UP

filed by Agents O and NamedElemental A new god has emerged. The flames beckon. Our Plan, whatever it is, continues to succeed. Well… We have, as per usual, not gotten any worse. This is because we have received nothing, . Well, not quite nothing. We did get our Roamless Crate. We had a plurality of […]
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A FAILED SUN

filed by Agent O The Coin’s semi-centennial exhibition was cut off after 29 innings due to… let’s call them extenuating circumstances. Inside The Vault Immediately after the conclusion of the Season 23 Internet Series, the Rising Stars were temporarily moved to the Vault for this game, plucked off their teams. The ones who were dead […]
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THE ELEVENTH HOUR

filed by Agent Ю Good , agents. The Agency is an eerie calm before the inevitable anniversarial/semicentennial storm. The Spies, free from the obligation to play in the postseason, have been planning and strategizing. It all soon. Spit and Spells Playoffs were relatively uneventful (barring one complication that will be explained later), and ultimately the […]
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MATH MINUS

filed by Agent O We couldn’t predict that so many Shadow Agents were going to get assigned to undercover missions this . I mean, we won 19 games and 6, sure. And nothing has happened to our active roster . And really, none of the players we lost were in a fax or voicemail queue, […]