Author: Agent O

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

Pre-Season 23: Two teetering stacks: library entries and game mechanics. The story of Parker MacMillan. History threatening to repeat itself.

Season 22 Friday: The Gloverconomy collapses. Pre-History league reset discovered. Spies are actually partying. Alex Rosales faxmails in.

Season 22 Thursday: Herring in the shop and advice on its use. Gift Shop deflation (good). Phantom Thieves’ Guild ratified.

Season 21 Friday: Wildcarded into the overbracket. More library: other Baltimore Crabs, Parker gains Firewalker, Megan Ito’s superposition.

Season 21 Thursday Extra: Chorby’s Soul stolen. A stampede for herring. We find OG Parker in the Vault and Parker IIIII freaks out.

Pre-Season 20: Frinary, the Squid’s many jobs, parties, and a conspiracy theory about Season 12.

Season 19 Sunday: Free Wills, Roams, accidental necromancy, and the creation of Sun(Sun).

Season 19 Saturday: Our champions are the Tokyo Lift! Congratulations! But the Seattle Garages, who lost to them, have been having a Time.

Season 19 Friday: I have no idea if this counts as winning or losing. Directionality has lost all meaning.

Season 19 Tuesday: The standings are completely upside-down… and yet, our own team’s results are perfectly balanced.