Good morning, Spies.
We hope this new format pleases you. If it does not please you, you may file the appropriate Grievance Reports to the
incinerator dropbox in Office B of Wing 7A. We are always listening.
Our Wednesday reversal seems to have taken hold, as we have 16 wins to 8 losses over the past unknowable unit of time. The playoffs may still be in reach, with a little luck or a Wild Card draw. Party Time may also be in reach, depending on our schedule. I’m hoping for Party Time, personally, as the Blooddrain isn’t messing around this season. We could, to be frank, use the boost—both to the overall volume of blood left in our team and to morale.
How will the rest of this season shake out, Spies? Nothing is certain in Blaseball. Still, we may rest assured that, as always, Spies win. To “win” is to “win,” but it is also to party, so truly, Spies win.