RE: OPERATION C—– P—- (A Message from the Morale Officer)

Apropos of Operation Corpse Party, agents are encouraged to remember Agency policy that, when we mind-wipe ourselves for information security reasons, we do not seek to reconstruct the wiped memories, also for information security reasons.

All agents involved in Operation Corpse Party will be reimbursed for loss of trench coat as applicable. Submit expense reports in the usual manner.

EDIT: If you are not usually reimbursed for expenses, do not submit an expense report.

EDIT 2: Obviously the operation was a success.

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