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NOTHING HAPPENED

filed by the Morale Officer This election, three Decrees, twenty-five Blessings, and fifty-two Wills passed, and nothing of note happened to the Spies. Information was revealed, and the current object serving as the focus of our solar attention, concern, and worship has not blown up (yet). All according to . Decrees Pre-election polling did not […]
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WE FINALLY INFUSED DONIA

filed by the Morale Officer Today’s the day! The tank is clean, the Sun(Sun).1 is shining– THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN The decree that passed this season was Sun .1, which adds a new weather type: “Each Run scored is worth .1 more per inning.” Scorigami fans should be pleased. […]
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ZERO PERCENT

filed by the Morale Officer audio version And so concludes another election that, by all rights, should have ended in disaster for the Spies. In this season we soared to heights unreached since season one. And yet, this was another election where we benefited more than we suffered. Soak Up the Sun The decree for […]
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STUFFED

filed by the Morale Officeraudio version The Fax Machine . Over the past , the Spies have 14 games and 11. League-Wide Notes Paula Turnip returned from Elsewhere on Day . Many snackholders rejoiced. Also during Day , the Community Chest opened. In their haste to pick up items, Basilio Mason, Ortez Lopez, Ziwa Mueller, […]
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RE: OPERATION C—– P—- (A Message from the Morale Officer)

Apropos of Operation , agents are encouraged to remember Agency policy that, when we mind-wipe ourselves for information security reasons, we do not seek to reconstruct the wiped memories, also for information security reasons. All agents involved in Operation will be for loss of trench coat as applicable. Submit expense reports in the usual manner. […]
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A Message From Your Morale Officer

This championship and election is Great News! for the Spies: We were the top votes for a blessing for once! (Partly with help from other teams!)Our operation forced the Game Band to liberate ALL the Pods players just to make us Spies look incompetent! Nice!Since our operation no longer required the PBA blessing, it ended […]