Month: October 2020

Welcome to the playoffs, Spies. I will not say that the previous was uninteresting because every moment of Blaseball is interesting, what with the constant threat of Feedback, Reverb, Incerations, and untold horrors besides. Regardless, not much happened to the Spies yesterday, other that we yet again won 15 games and nine. Oh. We have […]

Good morning, Spies. We regret to inform you that our mild complaint about the lack of excitement over the past has resulted in unforeseen consequences. It’s also possible that the request we filed for a roster shuffle was, held up in for literal and only just now processed. Whatever the cause, previous hitters Karato Bean, […]

The mission continues, Spies. We are currently tied for top of the league with the Crabs. Though we suffered some over the past including being absolutely by the Dale on one occasion, our overall record is 15 wins to eight After the excitement of the previous things have been a bit dull. We have no […]

Welcome to Season Nine, Spies. Much has changed since our last missive. Thanks to the , we now know that being Fireproof results in the incineration of Rogue Umpires instead of players. We find this information very interesting. We will not be elaborating. Though we did not win the Season Eight playoffs, we were not […]