Month: May 2021

filed by Agent O audio version What. (In the last unknowable unit of time we have won 15 games and 10.) Consumers, Again The league continues to sink, and we have a consumer-warning dot. We know what Consumers do when they attack Scattered players now. We know this because a certain – erm, –j- -erf-f–e […]

filed by L audio link Agents, our reprieve the last two seasons may have been short-lived: over the last we have won 13 games and 12. Midseason Prospects Fortunately, our earlier efforts leave us on top of Wild Low for now, tied with the Tigers for Wild supremacy. Meanwhile, the Pies have taken a commanding […]

filed by Oaudio version Good , fellow Agents. The Spies are presently doing exceptionally well: in the past we have won 16 games and 2. Meanwhile, during the Earlsiesta, we found out that Spies Win! Our 23-6 non-losses-to-losses record is only rivaled by the Pies’ 25-4… and two of the games the Pies lost, in […]

filed by Oaudio version Welcome to Season 18, Agents. It seems that Birds+ – a renovation we got last time mostly just because none of our other renovations looked good – may well prove useful after all. This is part of The Plan because we have won 7 games, 4, and Comfort Septemberish was Shelled. […]

filed by Oaudio version Season 18 of Blaseball will begin… tomorrow? Today? Some Housekeeping As Agent O, I’ve written nearly all the debriefs since the Grand Siesta. I’m still going to write most of them, but I’m going to be delegating the Wednesday and Friday ones . I would like to put at least some […]