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A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE

filed by Agent O audio version (partway through) Things were pretty decent for us this election, other than one glaring hole that I’ll cover in a bit. But unlike with most of these recaps… I’m going to leave the Pre-Election Plot Stuff for last. Decree The Underbracket passed . THE MIRROR DOUBLES DIVIDES ADVANCING LOSSES […]
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THE HAUNTED CAVE CLAUSE

filed by Agent O audio version Our Internet League Blaseball champions for Season 19 are the Lift! Congratulations. Once-Rivals The Garages were once our rivals. But today we send our congratulations and our condolences in equal measure – because they have had a Time, recently. A core member and one of their favorites, Sparks Beans, […]
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WHICH DIRECTION IS WINNING?

filed by Agent O audio version Good , Agents. We have finished the season with 57 antiwins, having unwon 59 games and failed to win 40: we are as far away from playoffs as you can get, having dragged ourselves all the way down to Free Wills territory instead. News Firstly, it has been announced […]
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER UNWIN

filed by Agent Blaze audio version Greetings Agents! The Standings are still bonkers. In the past unit of time, we’ve 15 games and 8. Another Swap for the Books Feedback continues to be our lucky weather. After many games with this weather, the other shoe dropped on Day 41. We were playing our Wild Low […]
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UPSIDE-DOWN

filed by Agent O audio version The standings are completely upside-down… and yet, our own team’s results are just as perfectly balanced as they have ever been. Over the last we have 17 games and 15. Unwinning Unwins are, as expected, buoyant. They are also negative . Runs still count for weight, but we have […]
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A RAP FROM JASPER BLATHER

filed by MC Jazzy B, apparently…? audio rendition How’s it hanging, secret agents? Just joshing- I know that info’s classified. But what isn’t classified is a news update from your fresh-faced roam-dog MC Jazzy B! So how about it, fans? Ready to get briefed on all the news that’s fit to spit? Here we go! […]
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SPIES… UNWIN?

audio version Three documents lay haphazardly on the desk before you. One has had several additions hastily scribbled in with a ballpoint pen. Another is a skewed photocopy. A third is stapled upside-down. Decrees filed by y The election results were prefaced with the appearance of the Coin, who seemed about the fans disregarding her […]
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WHY IS BNN?

filed by kit audio version Today marked the finals of the Season 18 Internet League. Our champions from the Wild league, The Flowers. From the Mild, The Mechanics. Nobody had predicted this, not even At first, it was tense, with The Flowers taking the game with a shame at the bottom of the tenth inning, […]
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OKAY, I GUESS THE GODS JUST HATE US THEN

filed by O audio version (halfway through) I think we need to perform a postmortem. Spies lost. The Way Everything Broke So: we were clear first or second in Wild for almost the whole season, and then lost 8 of the last 10 games we lost all three games against the Dale on days 97, […]
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THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR

filed by O audio version Our final record for this season is 61 to 38. Fourth seed in Wild, currently in the wildcard round of playoffs as I write this. And – as the saying goes – better than the Dale, . Wildcard Time The Flowers are first seed in the Wild League (thanks to […]