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A MOMENT OF RESPITE

filed by Agent π Happy postseason, everyone! Even though the Spies didn’t qualify for either the Under- or Overbracket, anticipation is still brewing about which teams will get to add a coveted dot to their information page, not to mention the Exhibition Match and Election right around the corner. Over the past , we have […]
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MATH MINUS

filed by Agent O We couldn’t predict that so many Shadow Agents were going to get assigned to undercover missions this . I mean, we won 19 games and 6, sure. And nothing has happened to our active roster . And really, none of the players we lost were in a fax or voicemail queue, […]
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WE WIN SOME, WE LOSE SOME

One agent has been returned to us. Another has been taken away. We won 7 games and 15.filed by Agent PonyThe Plan Comes Full CircleOn day 47, just one day after Siobhan Chark came out of the shadows as a Voicemail sent Reese Clark to the shadows for a much needed rest, one of the […]
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FIRE WALK WITH ME

In the last Time, the Spies have won 19 games and 6. Our record shows us 5 wins behind the Worms for the best record in the League, but with all the suns and black holes about, we’re only one Win behind them. In fact, about half the league has fewer wins than the Flowers, […]
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WORSE THAN THE DALE BY KIND OF A LOT

filed by Agent O Greetings from inside our fax machine! We have received news that this Onseason will again only last two seasons, . (Over the last we have won 3 games and 5.) Office Equipment Party TimeThe Spies continue to enjoy the fruits of our defense being . was faxed out within two innings […]
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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

filed by Agent O The Expansion Era is hurtling towards something approaching a conclusion. Here’s some of what you might want to know beforehand. More The theme of the Expansion Era has been expansion. The increasing complexity and top-heaviness of the league is spinning utterly out of control. More teams, more rules, more subsystems, more […]
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NOTHING HAPPENED

filed by the Morale Officer This election, three Decrees, twenty-five Blessings, and fifty-two Wills passed, and nothing of note happened to the Spies. Information was revealed, and the current object serving as the focus of our solar attention, concern, and worship has not blown up (yet). All according to . Decrees Pre-election polling did not […]
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A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE – ALSO, THE BREATH MINTS.

filed by Agent Ю Good , agents. The postseason has ended, and soon the Expansion Era shall follow. The Spies have been enough to their way to a highly respectable underbracket finish, with no casualties and a roster stronger than ever. Furthermore, The Breath Mints. Our Eternal Equilibrium Point As a result of Wild Card […]
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A JUMP TO THE LEFT AND A STEP TO THE RIGHT

filed by Agent O And so the season ends with the Spies having a 41-58 record, and 53 accumulated wins. The Spies have been partying. Actually partying. We weren’t going to make it into the postseason, until the were drawn for the overbracket Wild Card, thus pushing us down into the . We have now […]
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IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

filed by Agent O Fellow agents: it has been announced that the next threeson will be the final threeson of the Expansion Era. The plot is approaching its peak, . Over the last , we have won 10 games and 14. And as of day 79, we are officially in partytime. Unsustainable Growth The Coin […]