Season 1 Sunday: The Book opens. Umpires make a statement. Four star players are hit by the plot. We win Strike 0… and receive Strike 1.
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Category: Debriefings
Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.
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GETTING ONE’S PARADE RAINED ON
Season 25 Saturday: Shoe Thieves triumph over Wings. More site stuff. Golden records. On opening the Book.
Season 25 Friday: Un-enhanced Party Time. More players fall. Please Wait turns into Please Help? Voting guide.
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THE BOOK IS OPEN FOR BIDDING
Season 25 Thursday: This time, the big red Plot button is Purple. New Bees. Our weekly strategy poll. Coin, Crate, or Catastrophe?
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SPIES ON THE HORIZON
Season 25 Wednesday: More falls from the Black Hole, as well as new Blessings and the introduction of Attributes. And…?
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IT’S NOT THE SKY THAT’S FALLING
Season 25 Tuesday: A new correspondent on the site itself. More falls from the Black Hole – including some early Decrees and Blessings…
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THE RETURN(S)
Season 25 Monday: Blaseball Returns. The Black Hole burps out players, stars, and decrees. There are some growing pains.
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PLAY MUST STOP DISCONTINUING
Pre-Season 25: Play is now 21/6/182.5, the mobile app is not yet done, and the Black Hole… is still there?
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THE PLAN, ON SCRATCH PAPER
Fall Ball 10: Scratch in Houston’s not-tunnels, Parker MacMillan and Agan Espinoza showed up again, and Donia Bailey on the Tacos.
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CONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE
Fall Ball 9: Awful Evil. Receiving Conditional Yuniesky. Chet’s egg is in a pie, Comfort’s down for this, Eve climbs the Tower. Adelphia.