Season 23 Sunday: A Roamless Crate. A new god. History is repeating itself, and teams are going to burn.
Season 23 Saturday: The Moist Talkers win their third. We discover Night Weather. Commissioner Vapor will participate in history.
Season 23 Wednesday: Siobhan returns Sosa. Uncle Plasma’s mysterious feed message. The Sunbeams’ Thieves Guild takes Donia Bailey.
Season 22 Saturday: We make a weirdly good Underbracket showing. Chet has faxed in. The Breath Mints win it all.
Season 21 Thursday: Renos/gifts. The detectives punch sharks. Georgias hit blaseball0, Worms breach blaseball2. Upshell herring discovered.
Season 20 Saturday: The Spies were narrowly defeated in finals by the unnaturally-strong Mechanics and three postseason consumer attacks.
Season 20 Friday: This is the Spies’ best record yet, but we don’t know what this “underbracket” thing is.
Season 19 Monday: A news update from your fresh-faced roam-dog MC Jazzy B!
Season 18 Sunday: Three documents lay haphazardly on the desk before you. Each contains a different segment of this election’s results.
Season 18 Saturday: Congratulations to the Core Mechanics for their championship!