SPIES

Welcome to a new season, Spies. The previous election has caused quite a stir within the League. The Garages successfully performed on Jaylen Hotdogfingers, drawing them back from beyond the veil. In return, Mike Townsend, pitcher, has stepped into the . The Spies received two Blessings for this season: Evelton McBlase II (a duplicate of […]

Welcome to playoff season, Spies. This year we will not be participating in the playoffs, as our skills are best used elsewhere. There is no other reason. Certainly not yesterday’s two wins to five truly abysmal . All is going according to plan. Though the Spies have been from this season due to our immensely […]

Another of Blaseball draws to a close, Spies. Over the past we have amassed an even number of wins and — twelve of each. Our agents have performed in service of the mission at all times. Yes, even , despite rumors to the contrary. There have been several notable developments in the grand of for […]

Hello, fellow . Despite some setbacks, our work in the League continues as planned. Our seven successes to our eighteen are part of our larger strategy. If your clearance levels are not high enough to understand our grand strategy, perhaps you ought to consider that rather than making baseless accusations about the Spies being “bad” […]

Good morning, afternoon, and night. Our work within the League continues as planned. Over the past 24 hours, we have completed 11 successful missions and regrettably 13 of them. Everything is proceeding according to plan. On Day 16 of Season 6, the shamed the Flowers in a 5 – 2 game. Our condolences to the […]