This message contains all the official seals, digital signatures, and override codes to verify that it comes from as high up a source as the Agency will ever have. Except for one. The chain of custody, the links that verify that lower-ranking bureaucrats have received the exact thing the higher-ranking bureaucrats gave them, is broken […]
Author: Agent O
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THE BIG CRUNCH
Season 24 Friday: Coin’s dead. The square black hole consumes the Immaterial Plane, and with it Blaseball comes to an end. Or a beginning.
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WE’RE GOING DESERT… SLOWLY
We’re going to the desert. How or when you spend your votes is up to you; however, I recommend not spending all your votes at once. The going theory is that votes get totted up per hour, so we need to spread votes out over the next 10ish hours. We cannot move any faster by […]
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EUCATASTROPHE
Season 24 Thursday: The Desert Bus for Wrath successfully rams the Coin, the Squid quits its job, and teams go Rogue.
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THE REDACTION CORNER
Season 24 Wednesday: The first team to hit each corner got a unique statement. And we’ve got a new mission: ram the coin.
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DON’T GIVE UP
Season 24 Tuesday: The Fridays are dead. The BH(BH) eats rules. Parker IIIII picks up the microphone. We have a spaceship to pilot.
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WE WILL NOT PRETEND
Season 24 Monday: The Breath Mints are incinerated. Parker is spreading instability. The Depth Chart de-inverts. All we can do is watch.
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A FAILED SUN
Semicentennial: The Coin and Crates have arranged for history to repeat itself. ILB players get forcibly vaulted. The Sun(Sun) explodes.
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MATH MINUS
Season 23 Thursday: Thieves’ Guilds take Math and Yrjö. We set a new scoring record. Gift Shop results. Who decocted Liquid Friend?
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WORSE THAN THE DALE BY KIND OF A LOT
Season 23 Monday: Office equipment party time. Jazz randomizes weather. The Greatest Hits election. Semicentennial spillover?