Circuit 1 Season 2 Monday: Off-the-charts defense, new season champ betting, and some… interesting returning election options.
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Category: Debriefings
Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.
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COMBINATORICS AND CRABS
Circuit 1 Season 1 Saturday: Dutch betting, the Crabs winning again, and everyone slamming the “more eyes” button.
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PHANTOM SIGNAL
Circuit 1 Season 1 Monday: The Microphone picks up a broadcast from nowhere, and we have a new temporary roster.
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SHORT CIRCUITS
Pre-Gamma: We’ll be playing some two-week interludes with fresh rosters and new experiments in format and mechanics.
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THE BIG CRUNCH
Season 24 Friday: Coin’s dead. The square black hole consumes the Immaterial Plane, and with it Blaseball comes to an end. Or a beginning.
Hey all! We’ve just finished running the Bureau of Unity union organising training, and we want to thank the Blaseball community for the MOST signups we’ve ever had! We’re going to be running more trainings (and hopefully shorter ones) in future, so keep an eye out. thanks everyone for signing up, sharing and attending our […]
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EUCATASTROPHE
Season 24 Thursday: The Desert Bus for Wrath successfully rams the Coin, the Squid quits its job, and teams go Rogue.
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THE REDACTION CORNER
Season 24 Wednesday: The first team to hit each corner got a unique statement. And we’ve got a new mission: ram the coin.
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DON’T GIVE UP
Season 24 Tuesday: The Fridays are dead. The BH(BH) eats rules. Parker IIIII picks up the microphone. We have a spaceship to pilot.
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WE WILL NOT PRETEND
Season 24 Monday: The Breath Mints are incinerated. Parker is spreading instability. The Depth Chart de-inverts. All we can do is watch.