Category: Debriefings

Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.

FROM THE ROOTS

Season 24 Monday Extra: An analysis of the Root of the Library, which the Reader unveiled last week.

Season 23 Sunday: A Roamless Crate. A new god. History is repeating itself, and teams are going to burn.

Semicentennial: The Coin and Crates have arranged for history to repeat itself. ILB players get forcibly vaulted. The Sun(Sun) explodes.

Season 23 Saturday: The Moist Talkers win their third. We discover Night Weather. Commissioner Vapor will participate in history.

Season 23 Friday: Spies miss out on postseason again. Idol Board successes. LCD swap fraud and a stolen egg.

Season 23 Thursday: Thieves’ Guilds take Math and Yrjö. We set a new scoring record. Gift Shop results. Who decocted Liquid Friend?

Season 23 Wednesday: Siobhan returns Sosa. Uncle Plasma’s mysterious feed message. The Sunbeams’ Thieves Guild takes Donia Bailey.

Season 23 Tuesday: The Spies’ statistics are incredibly weird. We discover that Parker MacMillan was revoked by the Coin.

Season 23 Monday: Office equipment party time. Jazz randomizes weather. The Greatest Hits election. Semicentennial spillover?

Pre-Season 23: Two teetering stacks: library entries and game mechanics. The story of Parker MacMillan. History threatening to repeat itself.