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THE BIG CRUNCH

Season 24 Friday: Coin’s dead. The square black hole consumes the Immaterial Plane, and with it Blaseball comes to an end. Or a beginning.

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WE’RE GOING DESERT… SLOWLY

We’re going to the desert. How or when you spend your votes is up to you; however, I recommend not spending all your votes at once. The going theory is that votes get totted up per hour, so we need to spread votes out over the next 10ish hours. We cannot move any faster by […]
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AGITATE EDUCATE OPERATE #5 IS OVER!

Hey all! We’ve just finished running the Bureau of Unity union organising training, and we want to thank the Blaseball community for the MOST signups we’ve ever had! We’re going to be running more trainings (and hopefully shorter ones) in future, so keep an eye out. thanks everyone for signing up, sharing and attending our […]

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EUCATASTROPHE

Season 24 Thursday: The Desert Bus for Wrath successfully rams the Coin, the Squid quits its job, and teams go Rogue.

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REDACTION CORNER UPDATE

filed by Operator We’ve been in this -damn corner for hours.
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THE REDACTION CORNER

Season 24 Wednesday: The first team to hit each corner got a unique statement. And we’ve got a new mission: ram the coin.

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DON’T GIVE UP

Season 24 Tuesday: The Fridays are dead. The BH(BH) eats rules. Parker IIIII picks up the microphone. We have a spaceship to pilot.

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WE WILL NOT PRETEND

Season 24 Monday: The Breath Mints are incinerated. Parker is spreading instability. The Depth Chart de-inverts. All we can do is watch.

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FROM THE ROOTS

Season 24 Monday Extra: An analysis of the Root of the Library, which the Reader unveiled last week.

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HEATING UP

Season 23 Sunday: A Roamless Crate. A new god. History is repeating itself, and teams are going to burn.