Month: July 2021

filed by Agent O The Coin’s semi-centennial exhibition was cut off after 29 innings due to… let’s call them extenuating circumstances. Inside The Vault Immediately after the conclusion of the Season 23 Internet Series, the Rising Stars were temporarily moved to the Vault for this game, plucked off their teams. The ones who were dead […]

filed by Agent Ю Good , agents. The Agency is an eerie calm before the inevitable anniversarial/semicentennial storm. The Spies, free from the obligation to play in the postseason, have been planning and strategizing. It all soon. Spit and Spells Playoffs were relatively uneventful (barring one complication that will be explained later), and ultimately the […]

filed by Agent π Happy postseason, everyone! Even though the Spies didn’t qualify for either the Under- or Overbracket, anticipation is still brewing about which teams will get to add a coveted dot to their information page, not to mention the Exhibition Match and Election right around the corner. Over the past , we have […]

filed by Agent O We couldn’t predict that so many Shadow Agents were going to get assigned to undercover missions this . I mean, we won 19 games and 6, sure. And nothing has happened to our active roster . And really, none of the players we lost were in a fax or voicemail queue, […]

One agent has been returned to us. Another has been taken away. We won 7 games and 15.filed by Agent PonyThe Plan Comes Full CircleOn day 47, just one day after Siobhan Chark came out of the shadows as a Voicemail sent Reese Clark to the shadows for a much needed rest, one of the […]

In the last Time, the Spies have won 19 games and 6. Our record shows us 5 wins behind the Worms for the best record in the League, but with all the suns and black holes about, we’re only one Win behind them. In fact, about half the league has fewer wins than the Flowers, […]

filed by Agent O Greetings from inside our fax machine! We have received news that this Onseason will again only last two seasons, . (Over the last we have won 3 games and 5.) Office Equipment Party TimeThe Spies continue to enjoy the fruits of our defense being . was faxed out within two innings […]

filed by Agent O The Expansion Era is hurtling towards something approaching a conclusion. Here’s some of what you might want to know beforehand. More The theme of the Expansion Era has been expansion. The increasing complexity and top-heaviness of the league is spinning utterly out of control. More teams, more rules, more subsystems, more […]

filed by the Morale Officer This election, three Decrees, twenty-five Blessings, and fifty-two Wills passed, and nothing of note happened to the Spies. Information was revealed, and the current object serving as the focus of our solar attention, concern, and worship has not blown up (yet). All according to . Decrees Pre-election polling did not […]

filed by Agent Ю Good , agents. The postseason has ended, and soon the Expansion Era shall follow. The Spies have been enough to their way to a highly respectable underbracket finish, with no casualties and a roster stronger than ever. Furthermore, The Breath Mints. Our Eternal Equilibrium Point As a result of Wild Card […]