SPIES

Fall Ball 8: Substats (probably) revealed. Howell Franklin returns. Jordan Hildebert has been handed a trombone; Alexandria Rosales puts their feet up.

Fall Ball 7: Defensive positions, some of which are recognizable. Terrell Bradley shows up on the Spies. The Field revealed.

Fall Ball 5+6: Blaseball returns on January 9. Extensive overanalysis of the new trailer. Esme Ramsey and Rivers Rosa. On inviting friends.

Fall Ball 4: Falls have an odd end date. Spies officially best at choking. Margarito Nava moves in, Reese gets crabby, Pudge chooses pie.

Fall Ball 3: Rivers Javier joins us, Malik Romayne drives to Miami, and Plums keeps accidentally passing the Kansas City bar exam.

Fall Ball 2: A mysterious artifact that may surface soon, and Nancy Grackle on our doorstep and/or windshield.

Fall Ball 1: Underneath a spinning void, the Spies scoop up Wyatt Mason IV and Bennett Bluesky crashes into a NY apartment window.

Pre-Fall Ball: Spies wake to a white hole. Blaseball is incoming.

Short Circuit 3 Sunday 2: Why did resetting the Microphone suddenly make it really big?

Short Circuit 3 Saturday 2: Roster move lag, the Spies keep Striking, and The Breath Mints.