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THE RING IN REACH

Hello, . We have secured . Again Denzel is still Shelled, Fitzgerald was swept Elsewhere again, and – Norris Firestar, , has already been , replaced by Yrjö Kerfuffle. Firestar’s personnel files are either sparse or heavily redacted, so I can tell you nothing about who they were, what they liked doing, what relationships they […]
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YET WE GO ON

Our very own Theodore “Teddy” Holloway was incinerated . …Do the standings even matter, then? Eh, consistency and routine helps. We won 15 games and 9. I, uh. Look. I already had half the debrief written. Can I just leave it here If you want to skip it, scroll down to the next horizontal line. […]
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THE 18-INNING ECLIPSE GAME

Hello, . Over the past we have won 13 games and 8. Sosa’s , and our loan of Knight Triumphant, who has been dubbed by our fans, have been doing a lot to help us . Fitzgerald Blackburn after days, but we could not get any meaningful information out of them about . The only […]
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Statement on Gatekeeping and Harrassment

Gatekeeping in the queer community is divisive; we recognize and support the right of bi people, pan people, ace people, aro people, and nonbinary people to identify as lesbians, or not, as they choose and feel true for them. Outline: The houston spies oppose gatekeeping in the queer community- Bi, pan, aro, ace and nonbinary […]
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Operations

OPERATION: THE BLOW UP [GO]

Full Name: BRING LOW ORBULAR WHEREABOUTS to UPSCALE PLAY aka BUBBLES, LOW OR WILD, UPGRADE PERFORMANCE Starting Date: Season 13 Ending Date: Season 13 Election Deadline. Operation Report Status: ACTIVE. Details WELCOME, AGENTS OF WILD LOW. If you are reading this message, then you are a located within one of the teams in wild low. […]
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NO BALLPARK

Good , fellow . In the last we have won 12 games and 10. The Reading As previously, earlsiesta came marked by a shuffle of the deck, a draw of the cards. This time, went as follows: II The High Priestess XV The Devil XX Judgment With the words “Going Under, Getting Over”, both the […]
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AN AUSPICIOUS NUMBER

Welcome to 13, Agents. Isn’t thirteen an auspicious number? In the past , we have won 9 games and 1. An exceptionally good record . Pickles and Pretzels The first development was the Squid, now in a chef’s hat, introducing three new snacks: Pickles, which when your Idol steals a base. The Slushie, which whenever […]
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I’M SURE THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN

The Election results of 12 have been eventful. Wills have caused a spectacular amount of chaos. The Spies had a plan, Here is a summary of the events of the greatest import to Spies: Sosa Hayes has been Infused, improving his pitching by 22% . Morrow Wilson has somehow been traded for Knight Triumphant of […]
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AND AN ANTI-VOTING GUIDE

Greetings, The Tigers won the championships, beating the Seattle Garages. The championship series was hard-fought, games to . Alas, the clause has now been stricken from the Book, so earning their championship achieves nothing. Also, Scotch has been having fun with their during the that keep sweeping the field. The election nears. You will find […]
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SUN 2 SETS ON ANOTHER SEASON

Agents, the first of the new era has drawn to a close. On Day , in a game against , our agents witnessed firsthand the incineration of Case Sports, a beloved lawyer and dear friend. At the, same time, news arrived from across the league that Joshua Butt, was also incinerated. Our deepest regards go […]