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I’M SURE THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN

The Election results of 12 have been eventful. Wills have caused a spectacular amount of chaos. The Spies had a plan, Here is a summary of the events of the greatest import to Spies: Sosa Hayes has been Infused, improving his pitching by 22% . Morrow Wilson has somehow been traded for Knight Triumphant of […]
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AND AN ANTI-VOTING GUIDE

Greetings, The Tigers won the championships, beating the Seattle Garages. The championship series was hard-fought, games to . Alas, the clause has now been stricken from the Book, so earning their championship achieves nothing. Also, Scotch has been having fun with their during the that keep sweeping the field. The election nears. You will find […]
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CHAOS AND CONSTRUCTION

Good , The shelling of appears to have motivated the rest of our players: since last time , we’ve won 28 games and 18. On day 66, our very own Rosales pitched a shutout, leading us to a 1-0 win against Patterson, ace pitcher of the Moist Talkers. …Also during this period, we realized that […]
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Missives

REMEMBER WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS

I speak only for myself. The Spies at large may not necessarily endorse this. The first time I saw the Plunder will, I thought it was a mistake. Surely the developers wouldn’t pit us against each other like that? Surely, after so many ingame years, we’d at least get a season or two to settle […]
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DENZEL SHELLED

Our luck had to run out eventually. The big news – the only news that matters at this point, really – is that was shelled. Let me set the scene. It’s the third inning. The Spies are utterly crushing the Lift – already leading by runs. Then the feed says: Wyatt Quitter tastes the infinite! […]
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A NEW RECORD

Greetings, It has been quite since we’ve used the phrase , hasn’t it? During that period, we have thus far won 13 games and 17 games. We have also reached the Earlsiesta. The Agency supercomputers have debunked the “Wednesday curse”: Spies exactly as much on as they do on every other day of the week. […]
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THERE’S TOO MUCH NEW STUFF

Welcome to season 12, . Obviously, the Spies knew new subsystems were coming, and of course we know what everything does. Most notably, it appears that previous betting and idol strategies are no longer optimal. The supercomputers are still churning away at the numbers as to how to the new systems. Keep an eye for […]
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THE RETURN

Welcome back, . Blaseball will be reactivating March 1. If you have been in deep cover , here are some of the highlights: Operation AGITATE EDUCATE OPERATE – our initiative – has been such a stunning success that we are inducting new agents from across Blaseball to help run future events. Follow the Bureau of […]