Fall Ball 8: Substats (probably) revealed. Howell Franklin returns. Jordan Hildebert has been handed a trombone; Alexandria Rosales puts their feet up.
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Category: Debriefings
Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.
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DEFENSE IS REAL (MAYBE)
Fall Ball 7: Defensive positions, some of which are recognizable. Terrell Bradley shows up on the Spies. The Field revealed.
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TWO RIVERS AND A RAM
Fall Ball 5+6: Blaseball returns on January 9. Extensive overanalysis of the new trailer. Esme Ramsey and Rivers Rosa. On inviting friends.
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NAVA AND NEWS
Fall Ball 4: Falls have an odd end date. Spies officially best at choking. Margarito Nava moves in, Reese gets crabby, Pudge chooses pie.
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WHERE THE RIVERS FLOW
Fall Ball 3: Rivers Javier joins us, Malik Romayne drives to Miami, and Plums keeps accidentally passing the Kansas City bar exam.
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SNAP GRACKLE POP
Fall Ball 2: A mysterious artifact that may surface soon, and Nancy Grackle on our doorstep and/or windshield.
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SPYATT MASON REAL, APPARENTLY
Fall Ball 1: Underneath a spinning void, the Spies scoop up Wyatt Mason IV and Bennett Bluesky crashes into a NY apartment window.
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GUYS FALLING AMONG US
Pre-Fall Ball: Spies wake to a white hole. Blaseball is incoming.
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THE MACROPHONE
Short Circuit 3 Sunday 2: Why did resetting the Microphone suddenly make it really big?
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THREE OUT OF FOUR BLOODS AGREE
Short Circuit 3 Saturday 2: Roster move lag, the Spies keep Striking, and The Breath Mints.