Season 20 Tuesday: Faxings, uses of the Secret Base, “Mo Pickles”‘ allergic reaction, and the unveiling of the Depth Chart.
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Category: Debriefings
Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.
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BAKED ALASKA
Season 20 Monday: The incinerated Alaskan Immortals, and the slowly building pressure inside the Sun(Sun), raise some awkward questions.
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DOUBLE VISION
Pre-Season 20: Frinary, the Squid’s many jobs, parties, and a conspiracy theory about Season 12.
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A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE
Season 19 Sunday: Free Wills, Roams, accidental necromancy, and the creation of Sun(Sun).
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THE HAUNTED CAVE CLAUSE
Season 19 Saturday: Our champions are the Tokyo Lift! Congratulations! But the Seattle Garages, who lost to them, have been having a Time.
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WHICH DIRECTION IS WINNING?
Season 19 Friday: I have no idea if this counts as winning or losing. Directionality has lost all meaning.
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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER UNWIN
Season 19 Wednesday: The Standings are still bonkers, and we got another Feedback swap.
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UPSIDE-DOWN
Season 19 Tuesday: The standings are completely upside-down… and yet, our own team’s results are perfectly balanced.
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A RAP FROM JASPER BLATHER
Season 19 Monday: A news update from your fresh-faced roam-dog MC Jazzy B!
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SPIES… UNWIN?
Season 18 Sunday: Three documents lay haphazardly on the desk before you. Each contains a different segment of this election’s results.