Season 17 Sunday: A chaotic election. Bennett Bluesky became a five-star ace pitcher. And some suggestions for what to do over siesta.
Month: April 2021
A NEW CHAMPION
Season 17 Saturday: The Tacos have the championships. Congrats to another Wild Low team!
NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION
Season 17 Friday: York Silk and Nagomi McDaniel are vaulted. But what does that mean?
Season 17 Thursday: We find out what the Fax Machine really does. One pulls out a player called McBaseball.
WITNESSING
Season 17 Wednesday: Six decrees, three renovations, and the feeling of witnessing another team’s player being incinerated.
ITEMS ITEMS ITEMS
Season 17 Tuesday: Upshelling events, a particularly strange tarot reading, and item drops.
WE ARE ALL FROM DINGER CITY
Season 17 Monday: We hit home runs, and find out what Psychic Blood does.
WE ARE OFFICIALLY SPYCHIC
Season 16 Sunday: An utterly chaotic election. But the bright spot is that we won the Psychic Blood we so desperately wanted.
Season 16 Saturday: The Steaks take the championships. Oh, and we’re holding a fundraiser with them.
A REFERENCE
Season 16 Friday: Chorby Soul is dead again. Salmon Cannons work. An unfortunately named postseason birth.