Month: April 2021

filed by Oaudio version A good election to cap off a good threeson. Good work, . Do You Remember? Three Decrees have gone into effect: The Smithy, the Fairgrounds… And the Library. IN THE STACKS RECORDS SET SECRETS SPILLED TALES SPUN YOU WILL REMEMBER BEFORE A long, long time ago, Parker III (RIV) asked us […]

The Tacos have the championships. Congrats to another Wild Low team! Ding Ding Ding Immediately after I posted the previous, the Dale kicked us out of the playoffs. The Wild team that eventually won was the Tacos. They then faced the Fridays. Valentine Games – who also played for the Tacos and us Spies before […]

Good , Agents. Yes! Firstly: Spies the playoffs! This is after an absolute slugfest in Wild Low that had us gripping our seats until the last few games in the season to know if we were in, and until the very last game to know if we were going to be stuck in 4th seed […]

So far we have won 15 games and 8. Spies do, in fact, . Weather Allison Abbott, of the Steaks (and previously of the Garages), was incinerated. We extend our condolences, and also everyone else’s. The Magic have lost Inky Rutledge for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. The Infinite Jessica Telephone tasted the infinite and Shelled Joe Voorhees. […]

Fellow Agents: we are once again in a Wednesday. I will not speak of Wednesday curses. I do not believe in Wednesday curses. Over the past we have won 16 games and 10. Weather report: there have been , though none of them seem immediately important to us. And there have been three incinera… look […]

Entirely too many things have happened over the past . Where would I even begin…? May as well start with the fact that we have won 15 games and 8. The Spies have been using their psychic powers to draw walks where none existed before. (The most frequent psychic-walker is Comfort Septemberish. ) Pitchers reversing […]

Good , Agents – so far this season we’ve won 5 games and 5. Again. Whether Dinger City has anything to do with Houston or An Undisclosed Location is unclear. Chorby’s Dead Again Chorby Soul was incinerated immediately in game 1. But then, because Instability chains, Luis Acevedo was killed shortly after. Mind Trick So […]

Congratulations, Agents! We have successfully won Psychic Blood. Only… uh. That’s the only good news, to be honest. Things That Happened To Us Having won Psychic Blood with a 19% plurality of the vote, we now know that Psychic Blood is described as follows: “Psychic players have a chance of reversing a bad outcome with […]

Good , Agents – our plans are coalescing, our votes are being cast (see below for our vote slate), and in general, though we did not get the ribbon, we (as usual) . The Steaks Come Out On Top The Steaks have won their first championship! As to us? We were almost all the way […]

And we have clinched our spot in the playoffs, fellow Agents. Good work. Now for our series against the Worms… Weather The Magic have our for how their roster has been cut in half by redactions. By and large, the reverbs that have happened lately have not shattered teams. Chorby Soul, who had been made […]