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THE SALMON CANNONS

Good , Agents. Over the last we have won 12 games and 12, returning to our more usual . Meanwhile, the Millenials have been the first to make it to Party Time this season, there have been numerous Eclipses, and Reverb has seriously wobbled several other teams. A Message The Feed has recently received the […]
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JUST ANOTHER WEDNESDAY

Hello, Agents. As promised, has completely disposed of the “Wednesday Curse” . In the last we have won 17 games and 5. We are now clearly at the top of the Wild League. And who is at the top of the Mild League? The Steaks, apparently! Time for ? Schemes Afoot There are numerous schemes […]
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MIDDLING

We have new weather, and with it new mechanics! So far we have won 12 games and 8, and Lōotcrates (but pronounced like Loot Crates) Glitter weather exists. Glitter weather comes with a chance of microplastics equippable items dropping from the sky… such as for Fitzgerald Blackburn? And because we’ve found that items can be […]
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STATISTICS WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN

filed by N Welcome to Season 16, everyone. While our schemes and machinations allowed us to clean up in the elections, the problem of winning at Blaseball continues to vex us. Over the last , we have won 5 games and lost 5, once again straddling the .500 line. Unfortunate happenstance, surely. I have total […]
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SPIES WIN (EVERYTHING WE WANTED)

Everything has gone according to plan – no, even better than according to plan. Lōotcrates (but pronounced like Socrates) Firstly – the new season was heralded by a particularly strange appearance. It was not any of the Blaseball entities we’d known before. A scroll of parchment unrolled in front of us, and upon it we […]
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A SINKING FEELING

The Moist Talkers take the Internet League championships! I’m told this still makes Spies . Wild High Wild Card Wild Wings The Wild Wings were drawn as the wildcard (randomly chosen 5th team) for the playoffs. They had a very good run – making it all the way to the finals! Where they of course […]
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AVILA TEACHES THE SPIES TO PARTY

So, we’re in party time, huh. Jomgy Skated Into The Wrong Dugout So, Jomgy Rolsenthal feedbacked with Avila Guzman of the Dale. There are several theories for why this happened: The Agency decided to hire an expert on coffee to look into the mystery. The Agency decided it had been paying Jomgy too much, and […]
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JOMGY DOES A DATA CRIME

Ballpark renovations have rolled in, Agents, which means only one thing: newer and ever more bizarre stadium modifications! Since the last time I checked in, we’ve won 9 games and 14. Jomgy Rolsenthal, Pro Skater The Grind Rail is a that several teams built; it allows a player to trick directly from first to third […]
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WE KNEW THAT ALREADY

Hello, Agents. Another , even less soul left in Chorby Soul , even more debt, and even more people mysteriously missing. We have won 11 games and 17. Echo So, it turns out that a certain group of Receivers can Echo . There was a moment there where Wyatt Mason X, NaN, Sixpack Dogwalker, and […]
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Hello, Agents. It is a peculiar day in Spiesland: are we becoming plot-relevant? The rash of players has been giving many of us pause. Over the past we have won 13 games and 8. The league has been extremely competitive lately; the Dale, are currently leading Wild Low! Rookie Report Our newer players are doing […]