SPIES

Spies, I advise you to not look at the standings right now. There has been a shift in the universe; a corruption the likes of which we have never seen before. . Our agents are seeking the cause—a rift in the fabric of the universe, a tear in spacetime, a curse buried in the foundation […]

Welcome to Season Ten, Spies. Another election, another blessings for the Spies. Though we did benefit from the Sunbeams winning Mutually Arising (a 2% buff for all Wild Low teams), we were also hit with Fifth Base thanks to the Crabs. Several weather decrees also passed, limiting our weather this season to Birds, Blooddrain, and […]

The Shoe Thieves won the championship with a beautiful triple in the bottom of the ninth, in the fifth game of a five-game series. We’re very happy for them, and look forward to playing them in the championships next season, when we will have become unstoppable, obviously. Shoe Thieves won the championship, we lost to […]

Once again, we have made the playoffs. Once again, . But we press on, dedication to our mission always taking precedence. Our record over the previous is exactly even—six wins, six . This is not accounting for our performance in the playoffs, which will hopefully be great. The Election is tomorrow, and we hope that […]

Welcome to the playoffs, Spies. I will not say that the previous was uninteresting because every moment of Blaseball is interesting, what with the constant threat of Feedback, Reverb, Incerations, and untold horrors besides. Regardless, not much happened to the Spies yesterday, other that we yet again won 15 games and nine. Oh. We have […]

Good morning, Spies. We regret to inform you that our mild complaint about the lack of excitement over the past has resulted in unforeseen consequences. It’s also possible that the request we filed for a roster shuffle was, held up in for literal and only just now processed. Whatever the cause, previous hitters Karato Bean, […]

The mission continues, Spies. We are currently tied for top of the league with the Crabs. Though we suffered some over the past including being absolutely by the Dale on one occasion, our overall record is 15 wins to eight After the excitement of the previous things have been a bit dull. We have no […]

Welcome to Season Nine, Spies. Much has changed since our last missive. Thanks to the , we now know that being Fireproof results in the incineration of Rogue Umpires instead of players. We find this information very interesting. We will not be elaborating. Though we did not win the Season Eight playoffs, we were not […]

We are in the playoffs, Spies. The path here has been long and rocky with many upsets. The path forward will no doubt be similar. But we may rest assured that this is all in service of our grand mission. Win or , Spies, we win. The events of the past have perhaps our egos […]