Author: Agent O

Season 17 Wednesday: Six decrees, three renovations, and the feeling of witnessing another team’s player being incinerated.

Season 17 Tuesday: Upshelling events, a particularly strange tarot reading, and item drops.

Season 17 Monday: We hit home runs, and find out what Psychic Blood does.

Season 16 Sunday: An utterly chaotic election. But the bright spot is that we won the Psychic Blood we so desperately wanted.

Season 16 Saturday: The Steaks take the championships. Oh, and we’re holding a fundraiser with them.

Season 16 Friday: Chorby Soul is dead again. Salmon Cannons work. An unfortunately named postseason birth.

Season 16 Thursday: Upshelling a message to the Detectives. Installing salmon cannons.

Season 16 Wednesday: Middling works. Attractors batted in. Liquid Friend is… Scrambled?

Season 16 Tuesday: Glitter and Salmon as weather, just how good Middling is, and our desire for Psychic Blood.

Season 15 Sunday: Lōotcrates brings Bats and a new Items system, Breath Mints heist Uncle Plasma, and we fix our lineup.