Category: Debriefings

Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.

NO BALLPARK

Season 13 Tuesday: Another seasonal reading. Why we’re doing Operation Nullpark.

Season 13 Monday: Pickles, slushies, and pretzels. The Microphone has been water-damaged. We discover “Scattered”.

Season 12 Sunday: The Wimd blows, bringing us Knight Triumphant (?) but somehow not Uncle Plasma (??)

Season 12 Saturday: The Tigers win and our new voting guide is complete.

Season 12 Friday: The first incinerations of the new Era, as we yet again barely dodge the playoffs.

Season 12 Thursday: Four teams breach the gate: the Crabs and three new ones. The breach also brings flooding weather.

Season 12 Wednesday: Wyatt Quitter gives into past traumas and tastes the Infinite.

Season 12 Tuesday: Fastest Black Hole activation. The Seasonal Reading is mysterious. Crabs rush to build the Crabitat.

Season 12 Monday: Weather’s back. There are new snacks. The Squid is food and beverage director. The Microphone doesn’t trust the Coin.

Pre-Season 12: Reviewing the Trial and mentioning the Coffee Cup.