Apropos of Operation , agents are encouraged to remember Agency policy that, when we mind-wipe ourselves for information security reasons, we do not seek to reconstruct the wiped memories, also for information security reasons. All agents involved in Operation will be for loss of trench coat as applicable. Submit expense reports in the usual manner. […]
Category: Debriefings
Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.
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AGITATE EDUCATE COOPERATE
The Grand Siesta may be in effect for Blaseball, but outside of the game the Spies community has not been resting. Yesterday, on the 12th of November, we ran the first Houston Spies Workplace Organising workshop, codenamed “Agitate. Educate. Operate.” This training was based on materials provided by the Industrial Workers of the World, […]
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THE VERDICT IS IN
Last night, Judge Keeper Sins reached a verdict in the trial of the century, the Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III. Has justice been served? Like most things, it is complicated. We’ll start with Judge Keeper Sins’ ruling. In the case of Wire Fraud, Judge Keeper Sins found The Coin guilty. Though The Coin did not […]
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THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
Good morning, Spies. Long have passed since your last debriefing. The planets turn, the ILB rests. But I bring to you news of the trial of the century, the Millennials v. Commissioner CEO Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III, and That Coin, Probably aka The Boss. The Millennials filed the suit between Seasons 10 and 11, […]
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THE BIG SLEEP
Welcome to the Grand Siesta, Spies. Our Wild Low comrades the Sunbeams have secured this year’s championship. We applaud their success, and also our own, because we, too, have won. Congratulations to the Sunbeams, and congratulations to the Spies for the flawless execution of yet another mission. What was this mission, you ask? I can […]
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SPIES REST
Welcome to the sidelines, Spies. Succeeding in the playoffs was simply not part of the mission this year. It is not that the Sunbeams are too powerful. It is not that we are drained of blood and defense. It is simply that it was not in our best interest to win this one. Nor was […]
Welcome to the end of the season, Spies. We do not yet know for certain whether the playoffs are in our grasp. We seem to have been denied the opportunity to party once again. Our players languish on the field, iron- and defense-deficient. And yet, we succeed. Such is our lot, our curse: . And […]
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IT IS A BURDEN
It is Thursday, Spies. There is no particular significance to Thursday other than that it is the day after all of our plans fall apart and the day before we end the season. Any other things you have heard about Thursday are false, including that it, or any other of the exist. Over the past we have […]
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TOO GOOD FOR OUR OWN GOOD
It is Wednesday, Spies. That fateful day that determines the rest of our season. The day that always undoes our plans. That scourge, that knave. Once again, we are performing better than the Dale. In fact, we have the fifth most wins in the ILB. Party time may be out of reach this season. Please […]
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NOT BY MUCH
Spies, I regret to inform you… about many things, actually. But one of the most pressing, the most concerning, is this: It appears that this season we are worse than the Dale, but not by much. Much of this upset is due to the presence of strange new weather events: the Black Hole and Sun […]