Category: Debriefings

Once again, we have made the playoffs. Once again, . But we press on, dedication to our mission always taking precedence. Our record over the previous is exactly even—six wins, six . This is not accounting for our performance in the playoffs, which will hopefully be great. The Election is tomorrow, and we hope that […]

Welcome to the playoffs, Spies. I will not say that the previous was uninteresting because every moment of Blaseball is interesting, what with the constant threat of Feedback, Reverb, Incerations, and untold horrors besides. Regardless, not much happened to the Spies yesterday, other that we yet again won 15 games and nine. Oh. We have […]

Good morning, Spies. We regret to inform you that our mild complaint about the lack of excitement over the past has resulted in unforeseen consequences. It’s also possible that the request we filed for a roster shuffle was, held up in for literal and only just now processed. Whatever the cause, previous hitters Karato Bean, […]

The mission continues, Spies. We are currently tied for top of the league with the Crabs. Though we suffered some over the past including being absolutely by the Dale on one occasion, our overall record is 15 wins to eight After the excitement of the previous things have been a bit dull. We have no […]

Welcome to Season Nine, Spies. Much has changed since our last missive. Thanks to the , we now know that being Fireproof results in the incineration of Rogue Umpires instead of players. We find this information very interesting. We will not be elaborating. Though we did not win the Season Eight playoffs, we were not […]

We are in the playoffs, Spies. The path here has been long and rocky with many upsets. The path forward will no doubt be similar. But we may rest assured that this is all in service of our grand mission. Win or , Spies, we win. The events of the past have perhaps our egos […]

Good news, Spies.  This has been a wonderful for the Spies. Though our recent performance has been more of a as we face off against teams with records, we have officially sealed our place within the season eight playoffs. We won thirteen games and ten, making it a much but still positive ratio, even if […]

Spies, something has changed. This is Blaseball; many things change every day. Rogue Umpires zap players into piles of ashes. Giant squid appear and establish a tribute hall for those same players. And yet, the most incredible thing, the most unfathomable thing, seems to have happened: We knew after last season that things had improved […]

It is the middle of the , Spies. I have checked and rechecked the data. I have run the calculations, the simulations, more times than I can count. I have asked Math Velazquez to verify. And yet, inexplicably, our win- ratio for the past remains a positive fifteen wins to nine . There are many […]

Season eight has begun. We encourage you to look at the standings. What is that you spy there? Is that the Spies not just slightly above the Dale in rankings, but actually one full slot ahead of them? It is. This is due in large part to our eleven wins to nine over the past […]