Category: Debriefings

Welcome to season eight, Spies. Once again, the Spies have managed to avoid gaining any blessings. This is a concentrated effort and not reflective of small team size or . We simply did not want them. Ask anybody. We did, however, manage to get rid of that Evelton McBlase II. Through a cunning strategy coordinated […]

Welcome to the postseason, Spies. , the previous ‘s events have been… dramatic. Let’s begin with the most relevant: the Spies won four games and five, sending us into Party Time. The Party never stops for Agent Reese Clark, who has asked for utter and complete silence as they recover from two solid days of […]

It’s the end of Season 7, Spies, and we are officially ready to . Over the last , the Spies amassed 13 wins and 10 . Our recent agent recruitment efforts seem to be paying off, even if we did get by the Tacos. On day 76, we shamed the Tacos . In return, the […]

Good morning, Spies. It seems that carries significant consequences. This is your annual reminder that all attempts at must be approved by a supervisor with -level clearance. We acknowledge that this is given that clearance level is but you’re Spies, it’s your to figure it out. We have once again achieved the perfect win- balance […]

Once again we reach our patented , Spies. Our positive win- ratio has been upended, and the past ‘s record is now 7-16. The Spies’ performance aside, the past has resulted in numerous lineup shifts. Jaylen Hotdogfingers, newly resurrected, began occasionally hitting players with pitches. Now, it seems, the debt incurred by returning from the […]

A new season has officially begun. Thanks to our finely honed skills and flawless execution, the Spies have a positive win- ratio to start season seven: 12 to 8. Remember: any past were an intentional part of the plan, and not reflective of low star ratings, , or any factor other than our own intentions. […]

Welcome to a new season, Spies. The previous election has caused quite a stir within the League. The Garages successfully performed on Jaylen Hotdogfingers, drawing them back from beyond the veil. In return, Mike Townsend, pitcher, has stepped into the . The Spies received two Blessings for this season: Evelton McBlase II (a duplicate of […]

Welcome to playoff season, Spies. This year we will not be participating in the playoffs, as our skills are best used elsewhere. There is no other reason. Certainly not yesterday’s two wins to five truly abysmal . All is going according to plan. Though the Spies have been from this season due to our immensely […]

Another of Blaseball draws to a close, Spies. Over the past we have amassed an even number of wins and — twelve of each. Our agents have performed in service of the mission at all times. Yes, even , despite rumors to the contrary. There have been several notable developments in the grand of for […]

Hello, fellow . Despite some setbacks, our work in the League continues as planned. Our seven successes to our eighteen are part of our larger strategy. If your clearance levels are not high enough to understand our grand strategy, perhaps you ought to consider that rather than making baseless accusations about the Spies being “bad” […]