SPIES

It is Wednesday, Spies. That fateful day that determines the rest of our season. The day that always undoes our plans. That scourge, that knave. Once again, we are performing better than the Dale. In fact, we have the fifth most wins in the ILB. Party time may be out of reach this season. Please […]

Spies, I regret to inform you… about many things, actually. But one of the most pressing, the most concerning, is this: It appears that this season we are worse than the Dale, but not by much.  Much of this upset is due to the presence of strange new weather events: the Black Hole and Sun […]

Welcome to Season 11, Spies. To attempt to sum up the events of the previous in a short, digestible format is a fool’s errand. First, and perhaps most pressing, is the Ascension of the Crabs. We have finally seen Ascension—the Crabs have been Called Up to a higher purpose, one that remains yet a mystery […]

This championship and election is Great News! for the Spies: We were the top votes for a blessing for once! (Partly with help from other teams!)Our operation forced the Game Band to liberate ALL the Pods players just to make us Spies look incompetent! Nice!Since our operation no longer required the PBA blessing, it ended […]

Well, Spies, we have made it past the postseason. I say “past” because we were in fact in our five-game series against the Lovers in the playoffs. Congratulations to the Lovers. Naturally, the championship was not a simple, straight-forward event. Following yet another showdown between the Shoe Thieves and the Crabs, the Crabs secured the […]

Well, Spies. We are in the playoffs once more. Our victory is ; once again, we taste the thrill of a season well-played, but we face many potential threats: the , the threat of , and . But we press on, Spies, as we always do. There is no way but forward, no path that […]

We are officially in the playoffs, Spies. Of course, this carries new meaning now that we know what awaits us following the final championship game: a battle with the Shelled One, from which players return than they were before. We would dearly love to taste the sweet nectar of a championship, but given this season’s […]

Good morning, Spies. We hope this new format pleases you. If it does not please you, you may file the appropriate Grievance Reports to the dropbox in Office B of Wing 7A. We are always listening. Our reversal seems to have taken hold, as we have 16 wins to 8 over the past . The […]

Another , another Wednesday, and once again we see an upset in our progress. For once, however, this upset has worked in our favor. Our record over the past is 15 wins to eight , an improvement over our previous string of ties. But we are not yet ready to celebrate, Spies. This season’s weather […]