Category: Debriefings

Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.

MIDDLING

Season 16 Tuesday: Glitter and Salmon as weather, just how good Middling is, and our desire for Psychic Blood.

Season 16 Monday: Why aren’t we doing better? And why are these bats so flimsy?

Season 15 Sunday: Lōotcrates brings Bats and a new Items system, Breath Mints heist Uncle Plasma, and we fix our lineup.

Season 15 Saturday: Moist Talkers win despite the wildcard Wings, and Consumers zeroing out Soul cause Redaction.

Season 15 Friday: Avila swaps for Jomgy. Spies party. Chorby Soul gets a level of Ego and makes the Noodle bounce.

Season 15 Thursday: Spies love the Grind Rail. The Garages sink. Previously Redacted Kurt Crueller shows up at a Secret Base?

Season 15 Wednesday: Receivers temporarily Echo Debt. Uncle Plasma finds traces of coffee. What is Redaction, really?

Season 15 Tuesday: Chorby Soul still being chewed on. Coffee weather is related to Redactions. Introducing the new Secret Base reno.

Season 15 Monday: Chorby Soul chomped to oblivion. Observation-debt and Redaction. A new slate of Wills.

Season 14 Sunday: Bennett Bluesky for Jordan Hildebert. Becker Solis inexplicably shows up, shadowing Fitz. Off-season instructions.