Category: Debriefings

Daily recaps and summaries of Blaseball and the stories that surround it, to help newer agents learn our history and older agents remember our past.

OPEN THE VAULT

Season 21 Thursday Extra: Chorby’s Soul stolen. A stampede for herring. We find OG Parker in the Vault and Parker IIIII freaks out.

Season 21 Thursday: Renos/gifts. The detectives punch sharks. Georgias hit blaseball0, Worms breach blaseball2. Upshell herring discovered.

Season 21 Wednesday: Pies waste (?) votes fearing the Fifth Base. Away Team Shame due to unrun shenanigans. Fitz is chomped again.

Season 21 Tuesday: The Canada Artists’ death is discovered. The Fifth Base “isn’t done yet”. The return of Unstable Debt.

Season 21 Monday: New election, new suns. Siobhan Chark flickers back to us, displacing Comfort Septemberish this time.

Season 20 Sunday: Sun 30, the Vaulting of the Detectives, Commissioner Vapor and Paula Mason, and whatever the hell Pre-History II is doing.

Season 20 Saturday: The Spies were narrowly defeated in finals by the unnaturally-strong Mechanics and three postseason consumer attacks.

Season 20 Friday: This is the Spies’ best record yet, but we don’t know what this “underbracket” thing is.

Season 20 Thursday: On an 18-game winning streak, the Spies are poised for a playoffs run – but we nearly get ambushed by a replica.

Season 20 Wednesday: Wyatt Mason IV echoes Hard-Boiled, Fifth Base placed in the Oven, and a distinct lack of Wednesday Curse.